Via Ministry of Tofu
Overheard at the National People’s Congress:
- Is he dead yet?
- Mmm.
- Is he dead?
- I think so.
- How can you tell?
- I don’t know.
- Check if he moves.
- None of them move!
- I don’t know, check if he’s breathing
- Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
- How can you tell?
- Ah hell, who gives a shit?